The GIF won't play but I just like this picture, so I am leaving it. Read more
I just got the joke here. Read more
Sam says thank you! Read more
Yeah, Burger Bar is a constant source of disappointment. Read more
Sam says: "Is this the kind of stuff you get every day, Mark? Because how do you get out of bed every morning? How do you sleep at night? How are you only on two psychiatric medications?" Read more
No actual salad looks like that! Read more
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I was sent a gay rosebudding movie a few weeks ago and just thought 'huh, these guys aren't trying" so....thanks Jezebel! Read more
The models thought it was weird, not me. I mean if it's not actively hurting anyone... Read more
Yeah! I was joking back! Read more
I am trying to do new things and would appreciate it if you supported me through this difficult transition period (send cookies). I am learning how to size gifs and so only the blinking should bother you soon. Read more
CAN I GET A LINK?? Read more
#teamallen can suck it. (Like Allen.) (Because he sucks!) (But I love him.) Read more
lol, no. Read more
But we live in San Francisco! Read more
Not a typo! There' a video! Read more
God knows Dennis and I love some good wordplay. Read more
Yeah. He came out and got me at 4! He was all 'did you get my text?' And I was all 'I am sleeping!' And he was all 'you are clearly watching a video on your phone.' Read more
You don't say! I hope they didn't ruin your artwork. Read more
That sounds healthy and like it will last and was meant to be! Read more