I got the email and had a lot of feelings about the pictures. Not only were they offensive, but the guy actually has a PR person who sends this stuff out. I dropped the pictures into our group chat just to get reactions and it felt like this was something that all of us had a strong response to. Disney characters are… Read more
Please let me know how this goes! Remember, everyone loves the delicious smell of pizza on a person! Read more
Suing my face is silly because I have no money and suing my mom is a bad idea because she is a breast cancer survivor and also very mean so you will lose. Read more
You can substitute this with something else, but it must be pleasurable and also not drugs or alcohol. Read more
See, this is what happens when you don't follow the directions! Bad attitude! Read more
Yes! My partner and I connected over a love of Nintendo. I think I wrote about it here, but his pickup line was "Do you like Nintendo? I like Pokemon!" Read more
I think more research needs to be done, but I find calzones inferior to open-air pizza. Read more
No, I am a paleontologist. Read more
No! Breakfast is an entirely different thing! This is your wake-up pizza! Read more
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Is this paper money? Coins will not work as well. Read more
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Sometimes a Boboli crust is all you need! Read more
The author of that article also didn't go out with the guy again, so just because she wasn't openly rude in a public place doesn't mean it worked. Read more
Light sauce could be a useful modification for you! Read more
Yes, to both! As long as your pizza is within reach, you are good to go! If eating pizza is not physically possible upon waking, you may want to replace pizza with something that is just as tangible but not edible. How about a crisp dollar bill to smell? Nothing says "good attitude" like the smell of fine currency in… Read more
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Do you live in Chernobyl? If so, you will still be fine! (Also: It's dangerous to live there and you should move.) (I grew up near Chernobyl and my mom still blames the radiation for the fact that I dropped out of college for a semester.) Read more
Unless you live in a severely haunted house, the likelihood of a spider landing on your pizza is very small. In addition, your stomach is a beautiful and wondrous place filled with all sorts of acids and juices that would evaporate a spider upon contact. You can rest assured that if a spider lands in your stomach, It… Read more
Have you checked out her fan sites? There's a lot of stuff about protocol. I think she comes out before soundcheck. We spoke at around 2:30 and she was going to meet fans right after around 3. Read more