Oh My God! Hi Emily! CLASS OF '02 REPRESENT! Read more
Hi Emily! Are you THE FOX? Read more
She isn't? Because she could if she wanted to be. Many would join. Read more
Thank you for welcoming me! I have been legally blind for thirty years but haven't yet had a welcome party! (I hope there is a piñata because I am hella good at that.) (Although usually I'm not allowed to eat all the candy.) Read more
Yep!! Read more
Why is he wearing clothes, though? I almost didn't recognize him! Read more
I am sorry, Isha, but there is nothing I can do about your situation. First of all, your bad attitude requires at least two (2) slices of pizza per morning and second, you were not supportive when I pitched this idea to you yesterday. Consider trying the increased dosage of pizza and let me know if it works. Read more
While pizza cannot solve medical problems, having something to look forward to may help! I suffer from horrible insomnia and find that if I have to wake up the next morning to go to work it helps to have something other than just the alarm to look forward to. Read more
Thank you for your response. Here are some ways you can combat the problems you are having: Read more
It was in the reddit post! Read more
I am a hypochondriac with medical books and would love to do this, Read more
Where did you find that Gif? I wanted to include it but could only find stills!!!! Read more
Yeah, the next line references that they paid for it. They can do whatever they want. Doesn't mean I don't have to be grossed out at the thought of my parents doing it. Read more
I am on board!!! Read more
I am @mshrayber! Read more
Are we twitter friends? I am always happy to take book recommendations from platonic soul-mates! Read more
That would be super fun! Kind of like a Jezebel book club! Read more
TEAL? TEAL? TEAL?????? Read more
DO YOU THINK MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME, NINJACATE? Read more
THIS IS NOT MY CHARACTER BECAUSE I BURNED THAT BEIGE DRESS. I GOT THIS FROM THE INTERNET. Read more