I thought it was pretty succinct and fairly believable. Read more
Only 70 characters. Read more
Nope, It's basically Friday afternoon. We get to have fun SOMETIMES. Read more
A creepy little girl will stand at the foot of your bed and kill you at midnight unless you send this to six people and then all your wishes will come true. Provided that your wishes are to be murdered by a creepy little girl at midnight. Read more
My theory is that the child was dead and he saw and freaked out and didn't tell anyone. Or he saw and was all "ok, my plan worked" and didn't tell anyone. But my guess is he saw. Of course, this is speculation, so it is not in the post itself. Read more
I'm sorry. I also wish I could post weird sex things and cute animals all day, but breaking news is breaking news. Read more
Yes. It turns out that the sexting is the big issue of today. Read more
For you, perhaps. I had to open all my curtains and turn on all my lights. Read more
Hi, Angel! Read more
That seems more than fair. I'll take it. I've always wanted a bridge. When I've got the tollbooths up and running, it will pay for itself! Read more
I don't know if I was duped, exactly, as I mentioned he may have just been saying it to cause controversy. But his story combined with Carney's firing makes for some interesting things to think about. Read more
We're done with fetching, but I did cover love that's like a red red rose. That's one of yours isn't it, Mr. burns? Read more
Waste of Vegemite. :/ Read more
Is he good? Read more
Is a drop bear the bear that falls out of trees and mauls you? Because an Australian told me about that and it's a real thing... Read more
She's making $180k a year in Moldova? I'm from there. She must own the entire country. Read more
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Did it come in a trunk? Mine did! Read more
I am just replying to this to make sure that it gets to the top. I want everyone to see how much thought you've put into this well-stated and nuanced comment on sucking tampons. It is also my sincere hope that #jelloparty trends on Twitter. Read more