Someone once wrote on yelp that I was off-putting because I walked too quietly. Read more
You're wrong, but I'll still do it. Read more
This is but one room. Read more
WE MUST IGNORE THE TOILET. Read more
sounds right, though. Read more
check again! Read more
I forgot that because I was so entranced by the bathroom! That needs to be up in there like WHOA. Read more
You're correct. I've been informed that it's Dallas. Thank you for the catch. Read more
When I think Kesha, all I can think of is the awkward teen girl Paris and Nicole helped. I will never forget! Read more
Thank you! I guess it's the last time I saw her on television. Read more
STOP PLAYING COY, VERSAILLES! Read more
"Sources close to the couple reveal that they changed the location after Jezebel leaked their original plans." Read more
My mom is a nanny and I have seen what happens when a baby NEEDS TO GO. Soon her furniture will have a nice mottled effect. Read more
I mean that bunny is cute and all, but she's no Ms. Cleo. Ms. Cleo lounges. She's also on a strict diet of all the cords in this photo.
It's like a whole new world! Read more
This moment made possible by autocorrect. :D Read more
It is not impossible. Read more
I could walk to this panda if I wanted! (It would be a long walk.) Read more
Yes, my mom still believes that the tiger was being used to dispose of bodies for the mafia and somehow that has something to do with what happened to those kids. There were a lot of conspiracy theories! Read more
I am going to wait until the commotion goes down and then go on a tuesday morning. I can't have crowds taking away from my panda time. Read more