markshrayber
Mark Shrayber
markshrayber

I agree. Someone else mentioned that these are obviously her most hardcore fans (which is probably why they'd be disappointed to not even get a handshake), but she looks like she would rather be anywhere else. Anywhere. Read more

I'll take that under advisement. Thanks for stopping by, dad. It's always nice to hear from you! Read more

I think I remember something was different about the way they put small animals to sleep (a tank?). Either that or the vet was not comfortable with the gnashing of teeth I was already doing. I did take her home immediately after. Read more

I don't know if that's always possible. When my hamster was put to sleep the vet wouldn't let me stay with her and suggested that she be immediately taken to the morgue (or what passes for a morgue?) for cremation. I did go home and scream for a while, though, because I wasn't expecting to say goodbye to Bunny so Read more

The room is camera-equipped, yes. I think the client controls the recording, but I'm not sure. Read more

But then the inverse would be the truck coming in them. I bet there's fanfic of that. (Please don't look it up for me.) Read more

Kanye wishes the sex truck was his idea and there will be at least three at the wedding. Read more

that's a really great video, and I should have linked to it in the post. Promoting. Read more

not lulling.* you try using Kinja on iPhone while in the passenger seat on the highway! :) Read more

I am at a Party where we're not supposed to eat the cupcakes until the end. I've been paying kids to bring me cupcakes all night. FUCK YOUR RULES, GROWNUPS! Read more

Parentheses are my favorite things, so I hope you're being for serious for serious and notilling me into a false sense of comfort to eviscerate me. Read more