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Hey, you big fat whale-woman. Did you know that you are as big as a whale? Well, you are also as ugly as a cow, you

According to a recent study from Dartmouth Medical School, more than 2.5 million children between the ages of 10

Mary-Kate Olsen's lawyer says that MK had "nothing to do" with the drugs that killed Heath Ledger (despite tabloid

Tahita Jenkins was fired from her job as a New York City bus driver when she refused to wear pants or culottes for

Do the benefits of eating breakfast differ between boys and girls? Dr. Katharina Widenhorn-Mueller thinks so: the

Yikes! Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car crash in Mississippi last night. He had to be airlifted from the

Whoa! Nikki Blonksy, star of Hairspray, and her father were arrested Wednesday for beating up a woman at an airport

In honor of Moe's last day at Jezebel (and because it is fucking Friday) we've decided, again, to give out two best

Strollerderby has brought our attention to Pregnant Paper Dolls, a book of paper dolls showing a mom moving through the various stages of pregnancy (skinny, heels-wearing non-Mom to rounder, hip New Mom) but laments that it isn't aspirational enough. It is too realistic, apparently (even down to the pregnant bride?) Read more