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Madeleine Davies
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Managing Editor, Jezebel

I think it's all done in post-production. I believe that somewhere out there is unretouched footage, but they were probably all wearing those little pouches anyway. Read more

The precision with which all the dongs were masked was like an art unto itself. Are the boys suddenly shy or something? I don't really keep track of the guys, but I'm pretty sure there was some Swingin' Theon in season one at the very least. Read more

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed are tongue-ing each other all over Coachella.

Over on ESPN.com they have a gut wrenching tribute to Lauren. She stared down cancer and death and instead of “fuck you” she said, “Let what will be what will be. I’ll do what I can with the time I have left.” And she did it all with a smile and without one goddamn complaint. Cancer doesn’t have such dignity. Dear Read more

Sorry, this hairstyle has already been filled.

[Pushes alter_ego off a cliff] [nobody blames me] Read more

In fairness, those beans will go a long way. Boil them up with some of that extensive lime and cilantro and you can toss them in the eggs with some brown rice. I still don’t see this feeding two growing kids for a week though. Read more

People always focus on House of Cards and Scandal when they talk about quintessential DC shows. I’ve lived here for 16 years, working on the periphery of politics for much of it, and I think that Veep is way more indicative of DC culture than Cards or Scandal. DC is teeming with Jonahs. Go to a bar on Capitol Hill or Read more

I don’t know about Jonah, but Timothy Simons is definitely adorable.
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Whaaaaaat this is what happens when I fall asleep on the couch while watching Maury

I didn’t think Bieber could look less threatening... until you presented Capuchin-adorned Bieber. Mission accomplished.
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Well, I have a little bit of a crush on Jonah now.
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