Madeleine Davies's saved articles

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I sincerely hope that it was real wine, and you got super drunk, and that throwing up part was legit. Because that would be some awesome dedication to your art. Read more

I'd argue that my marriage would end if we *didn't* wear sweatpants because we'd be grumpy instead of comfy. TEAM SWEATPANTS! If I can't be comfortable (and feel sexy in sweats) around my spouse then I don't wanna be in that relationship. END OF STORY. Read more

Eva Mendes can take my sweatpants off my cold, dead body. Read more

PURE GOLD. I would like to know more about how to achieve my career goals. Mayhaps you author a brook? Read more

I know that was probably juice, but knowing the Jezebel staff as I do it MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN, so I'm going to pretend Madeleine chugged 3+ glasses of wine in the space of however long it took to make that video. Because that would be kick ass. Read more

I am, of course, familiar with the importance of daytime sequins in the modern wardrobe. But, until this moment, I had failed to recognize its potential in my career development.

Is this what you want? :)

1:32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read more

Look at this woman!! Gorgeous.

So many cool pics, don't know why they chose this one for the cover.

I feel like it's acceptable to sacrifice Jared Leto to the Kardashian Kult, as it keeps Lupita free. Read more

Nah, since it's life-long she liked him pre-wheelchair:

"He feels betrayed because he claims Katie never gave him any warning she was leaving him." Read more

from kris or from jared? Read more

My pants were too tight. Read more

Ellie why didn't you put your leg on the table like Kristen? Read more

whoever played scheana's song....you are my favourite Gawker Media Staff member ever. Please never change. Read more

For example, I just learned that Eminem had a daughter. Read more