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Madeleine Davies
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Managing Editor, Jezebel

I like her music as well, but her persona is fake as hell. It is easy to point and laugh at people who come off as inauthentic, like say, Johnny Depp, like we were doing yesterday. Read more

Can you imagine what their sex must look like?* Like, so boring, and slow, and ughghhhhghhhhghghhhhhgghhh Read more

Stanley Tucci announced the birth of his son with wife Felicity Blunt (Emily Blunt's sister!) Read more

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think Suge Knight might not be a good person. Read more

Rihanna looks GOOD.

Johnny Depp and Wayne Coyne are having a WORST MIDLIFE EVAH contest in my lil' old nineties child heart. I'm going to put on a black velvet choker, smoke a clove cigarette, and cry into my Sebadoh albums. Read more

But OMG did he used to be hot.

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My kid will be so excited. He loves Brett and Jermaine, and started trying to talk in a New Zeland accent around the house, substituting /i/ for/e/.

Also works for a Halloween costume. Read more

I am with you. None of my friends understand the glee I have for this. Read more

Again, just for a comparison... How Dornan CAN have chemistry on screen/in pictures... Even where he is playing a serial killer and he's with the detective hunting him down...

now WHY THE HELL could he not have had this beautiful beard in the movie itself. Hot DAYUM, the man looks good with scruff. In my humble opinion much better than without (although obviously he's ridiculously gorg either way). Read more

Those are some Jon Snow-level sad puppy eyes in that first photo. Damn. Read more

Never before have I felt terrible for someone on the cover of a magazine. Until this day.