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Madeleine Davies
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Managing Editor, Jezebel

I want to create an account with this as my profile picture and try to talk Uneasy About Things Blowing In The Wind guy into overcoming prejudices and going on a date with me.

It's the online "Hotel California" - you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. Muahahaha. Read more

The eyes on your eyelids are terrifying. Its kind of like:

I feel like this is the footage they wanted to use.

One of the horrible things about Slender Man is that he doesn't exist until you believe in him. Then? Then he becomes absolutely more real.

The more you believe. The more powerful he becomes. Sometimes able to manifest multiple versions of himself.

Pray for Dr. Russell. His doom draws nigh.

Just a guess now that the show writers are giving us Book 6 Sansa material. But now that we're free to speculate wildly about books GRRM will never publish, yes, I see Sansa as one of the last 4 folks standing at the end of hypothetical book 7. And not just because I am Team Ginger. She is so much more interesting now Read more

Speaking of getting naked, why didn't Dany tell Missandei that she and Grey Worm can do things that don't involve his dick (or lack thereof)? USE YOUR MOUTHS, DUMMIES. Read more

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I am furious right there with you girl. And here is why. I don't want to be afraid of men. I don't want to think that anytime I walk past a man and I am alone I need to be on the defensive. I don't want to cringe when I am out for a jog and a car pulls up on the side of the road to park and all I can think about Read more

The best way to prove that you're not a misogynist is to deny that misogyny exists and believe that anyone who perpetuates the idea that MAYBE IT DOES is just a fat, bitter cunt. Read more

I'm also angry for the many girls and women for whom the risk isn't out on a late night walk, but right in their very homes. Something about the place that should be the safest actually holding the most danger is just so cruel, and so very damaging. Read more

"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant. Read more