Dang it, I was going to make a Brian joke and forgot. Read more
Dang it, I was going to make a Brian joke and forgot. Read more

I’m partial to his “Bright Star” recitation.
There was another article where an author referred to herself as pear-shaped and the commenters ripped her apart in a rush to analyze her body for her. Maybe the assumption is that because this is a beauty blog, we’re allowed to talk about people that way, but it’s actually pretty fucked up. Read more
Fairly familiar with the internet actually. Still surprised! Read more
Dang, the commenters on Millihelen are fucking mean. Read more
BLIND ITEM. Read more
A very good rule! Read more
Correcting. Read more
As always, Jezebel screws up NH stories. The bartenders guides were NOT purchased to be sold to customers. They were bought as reference guides for employees. Read more
Hmmm, don’t know what you’re talking about... Read more
Yeah, but Would U Read more
hahahahaha, okay, pal Read more
“Luann danced alone with a cigarette, yelling, “My next single should be called ‘Don’t Be Such a Bitch.’” Read more
I originally had fake names in there as a joke, but then I took them out because I thought “nah, this is stupid enough.” Read more
Sure thing. Read more
Haha, oh man. I had completely blocked out the whole polygamy storyline from season 2. Read more
Fair enough! Read more
This is a great idea. Read more