As always, the Daily Mail has their razor-sharp journalistic scope trained on the real issues that keep 21st-century…

As always, the Daily Mail has their razor-sharp journalistic scope trained on the real issues that keep 21st-century…
Ugh, men, right? What a bunch of shrill, harping nags. It's like, complain, complain, complain. Bitch, bitch, bitch.…
The world is paying a whole lot of attention to the Catholic Church this week, and I totally get it—the pageantry,…
Whaaaaaat? Something about Kimris Humphdashian's totally romantic and rill marriage was insincere and rehearsed for…
Today in YES, SEXISM EXISTS, it's the world's first tablet for women! The ePad Femme (working title: the "Awww, She…
Beautiful PANTS music, if you know what I mean!!! When asked what celebrity he'd most like to intern for (!?), Steven…
The reviews are starting to trickle in for Goop's brand new gluten-, sugar-, dairy-, and meat-free cookbook, DRAWERS…
A jury has found Gilberto Valle—a.k.a. Cannibal Cop—guilty of conspiring to kill and eat women. Valle's defense team…
Gross. Some stanky ne'erdowells hacked into the personal records of a bunch of A-list celebrities and political…
Hooray for the internet!

I'm sure you're all familiar with the good folks over at 5-Hour Energy (assuming you're the kind of person who's…
I'm turning 31 next week (plz send money and cake), and with that milestone I think I'm finally 100% settled into my…
Old school badass Jane Fonda was none too pleased with Seth MacFarlane's "We Saw Your Boobs" jam at the Oscars on…
I'm sure this just sounds worse on paper than the way they actually meant it, right? I generally like Giuliana and Gu…

Am I the last to know about Lil Poopy? Why doesn't anyone ever CALL ME. Jesus. For the similarly uninitiated, Lil…

Oh, it's nothing, I just have something in my eye. Something big. It's a basketball.

Uuuuuuuuuuugh, whyyyyyyyyyyy? Why can't anything just be FOREVER like in the MOVIES? Why can't movie stars just stay…
A strange thing happened on Sunday night when I watched Seth MacFarlane joke that Zero Dark Thirty is a movie about…

It's not notable in, like, a world history kind of a way, but you have to admit that BRITNEY'S NEW HAIR LOOKS REALLY…