Okay. So it's official. Former astronaut Mark Kelly—husband of gun control advocate and former Arizona Congresswoman…

Okay. So it's official. Former astronaut Mark Kelly—husband of gun control advocate and former Arizona Congresswoman…
In his first publicized trip to the U.S. since August's disastrous dongscapade, Prince Harry and his Prince Hairy…
I always assume, when strangers ask me extremely basic questions about objectification and entitlement and power…

Twilight star Ashley Greene's West Hollywood condo went up in flames today after someone left a candle unattended.…
Friends, we live in a dark, uncertain world. War, famine, prejudice, disease—sometimes the swirling tide of…

Lololllooloolololollolollol! Lol. If you were to purchase all of Gwyneth Paltrow's "spring essentials"…
In case you're not familiar with this internet-shaking shit-show-in-progress, Adria Richards—a developer evangelist…
Science, bless its heart, has finally gotten down to figuring out why spoilers are such a gut-churningly horrific…

He's just going to be, you know, hanging out at the mall reuniting lost kids with their parents and then giving them…

God, Stephen Colbert is such a NONSTOP TREASURE, right? Speaking on CNN, he said that his right-wing nutjob TV…
Now, even I'm not a goofy enough feminist stereotype to get all up-in-arms about 17th-century witch-burning as a…

After languidly sliming her way to court, eventually, when she felt like it, like one of those magic Death Valley…

I'm so excited about this I might accidentally-on-purpose eat my computer. Then maybe I'd die and maybe in heaven HBO…

Born-again folk singer (and oft-rumored lesbian, but, you know, rumors) Michelle Shocked delivered an impassioned,…
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Lil Wayne suffered another seizure after ingesting "high amounts of codeine" and was hospitalized in critical…
National Rifle Association CEO Wayne LaPierre made a speech at CPAC today in which he excoriated liberals for…

Listen, I'm a simple woman. I don't ask for much. All I want on this earth is for this Lindsay Lohan vs. Justin…