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Have you always wanted to live in a secret 15,000-square-foot Cold War bunker built 26 feet below ground, complete with pink '70s toilets, "outdoor" astroturf lawns, and a fake starry sky? Well, today's your day! (We're claustrophobic just looking at the pics.) Read more
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