lindywest
Lindy West
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Since absolutely nothing spoken from Cumia's mouth should be considered intelligent, I choose to bring attention to the deeds of an individual that is far more worthy of attention and negates this ignorant man's argument. Let me introduce Katherine Johnson, a black research mathematician who worked in the all-male Read more

I know there's a lot more important stuff going on in this Dirt Bag, but Cheryl Hines's and Robert Kennedy's wedding cake is the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. It looks like it's made of metal. Read more

I'll say it: aside from the whole tongue sticky outtie thing which is a peeve of mine (kinda like people grooming themselves on public transportation or people brushing their teeth out of the bathroom while conversing with me) and acknowledging she's got some work today on cultural appropriation, I really like Miley Read more

I can't wait to hear what's actually going on with Bruce Jenner. I kind of find whatever he's going through fascinating. Read more

Oh man, that Kathleen Hannah Montana (haha) album will never happen, especially now that Miley is probably making lots of money for other people.....but damn, I sure would be curious to hear it. Read more

My mom works with animals (taking them to schools, birthday parties, special events to show & teach), and she told me that she got a phone call the other day looking for a cheetah, jaguar, or lion (none of which she has) to be used in WEDDING PHOTOS. She said good fucking luck. Read more

... as long as the drone sends the RSVP by the required date, I don't see a problem. Read more

Everyone feels like a plastic bag sometimes, Lindy. Read more

There are days that I think Obama's other job could have been a high school teacher. Like, that super popular one all of the kids love and they do a Mr. Holland's Opus retirement party for him. Read more

So they're gonna put these next to each other in a movie? Yeah okay. I can go with that.

Oh Lindy, your Slog posts on the weird-ass fucking stuff are fantastic! that shit is sad. However, I would have bid good money on this at the auction: Read more

Well we know who will be first in line at the open house,

I wonder what could possible happen with this property. Unless an eccentric gazillionnaire steps in to buy it, it can only deteriorate. There's no way Michael Jackson fans could keep it alive with their admission tickets, even if it were turned into a museum. I wonder at what point demolition plans would be placed on Read more

As a 40-something trans person going on T for the first time, the health risks are a serious concern. But mine is prescribed by an endocrinologist who monitors my blood work for all these risks. Testosterone is a controlled substance - one would hope that the men who are going on it due to aging are also being Read more

OMG HERE IS MY BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS TATTOO LETS BE BESTIES Read more

I'm a professional equestrian, so I got horseshoes on the top of my feet. Top comments "are you a colts fan?" & "shouldn't those be on the bottom?" Read more

I have a tattoo of Larry David. It's his head on an ant body. I call it "Larry David the piss ant".