Lindy West's saved articles

You tell 'em, Lindy.

Hmmmm. So kids with access to condoms and sex ed have sex later than kids with no access to condoms and sex ed. Maybe that's because the kids who get sex ed learn that sex can lead to BABIES. So they are a little more respectful of the sexing and wait a wee bit longer. The kids who don't get sex ed magically think… Read more

As long as they get Bill Hader to play Dan Aykroyd, I'm on board with whatever. Read more

I still wear my 7th grade jazz band t-shirt. It's got my name on it! Read more

Go AAP!

It's totally fine, because I'm sure when the toddler awoke they had a long discussion about the burden of gender specific beauty requirements within the patriarchy. Read more

John Mayer "flaunted" his ankles. Oh...no? He just went outside with his body and existed in the world without being accused of "flaunting"? WEIRD.

Dear Lindy, Read more

Not only would we not have "Dude, Where's My Car," but we also wouldn't have Jennifer Garner's great acceptance speech when she won the Golden Globe for Alias in 2002, when she thanks J. J. Abrams for taking a chance on casting her: "I know I was good in 'Dude, Where's My Car,' but seriously?"

Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef!

AHEM! As an official representative of the International Nerd and Geek Not So Civil Collective (union local 471) I hereby give you this in stark reprimand. Your error has been noted on your record for 10 demerits. If you collect too many demerits, your next tech support calls will take an EXTRA 20 MINUTES!!! There…

Hi everyone, this is Joyce the creator. Just got to this after all the crazy press —-THANK YOU for the article and hilarious comments — and thank GOD some people are "getting it." Mostly, the TV news has been running to death the lady that prayed over my display and kept screaming, "I rebuke you, I rebuke you in… Read more

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I'd agree with this. I used to be very anxious about my body, but ever since I stopped weighing myself (and I'm a small size) I started not worrying about it. It's all about like, cool, this is mine. I'm down with that. Read more

"body acceptance is not about you. It's about me ditching you altogether and liking myself wholeheartedly in your absence." Read more

Correlation does not equal causation! I'd say that women are probably happiest at whatever size they were meant to be, and that size 12 is the most common of those genetically pre-programmed sizes. Therefore, more deviations from 12 tend to correlate with more people with fucked up eating and exercise habits or other… Read more

No, Lindy West. You sit on a throne of LIES. Read more

I was all like this

Nah. I was more like this.

Oh my. Thanks for the Harry. Read more

WHY CAN'T RYAN GOSLING GET FAT AND PLAY HARRY NILSSON IN THE BIOPIC BEING CREATED IN MY MIND?! Read more