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Lindsay Robertson
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I volunteered 3x/week at one of these places in high school, and this is absolutely true. Read more

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Well, since it turns the muscle to FAT, the real takeaway is "Botox makes people fat." Which is pretty awesome, considering the level of vanity (and delusion) involved in Botoxing. Maybe the injectable trend will finally die because of this news. Read more

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@jenalicious: Yeah. I thought the show would be creepy but they're actually some of the more likable people ever to appear on reality TV. I'm glad the show is coming back just for more Christine quotes. Read more

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So are we gonna make this Timothy West's life hell 4Chan style or what? Read more

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It's absolutely astounding how many Americans don't understand what insurance IS. Including this woman. People don't complain about car insurance or life insurance that they never use. It's why it's "insurance." It only works if we all pay into it. Read more

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It's sad that we live in a Glenn Beck world where anyone could think for a moment this stuff was real, but yes, it's well-known to be satire. Read more

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@eatsshootsleaves: I tried to find it yesterday without luck because apparently flying kites in Tienanmen Square is a regular thing that people do all the time. Read more

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I'm so curious about the "he joined my salsa studio" part of this post. Is that a thing? Read more

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I saw this last night and it was so creepy. Not the doctor himself, but the "I'm a Watson Baby" part and Steve Hartmann's gross double entendres! Read more

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Every time I go to Web MD it tells me I either have hypothermia or MS. Since I'm usually not treading water in the north Atlantic when I enter my symptoms, it's always a freak-out. Read more

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Relax, you guys. It says "unwanted." As in "unwanted by the man." This news-related tongue-in-cheek quicklink is hardly reason for an uprising. Read more

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The "in costume" clue could be throwing everyone off. Almost anything could be a costume - a tuxedo, for example. Even the same regular-looking clothing worn three days in a row for filming (along with makeup) could be a costume. I think she just meant it was the first time she saw him in his own clothes. Read more

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