Last we heard from them, Juicy Couture was laughing all the way to the bank as we all paraded around in matching…

Last we heard from them, Juicy Couture was laughing all the way to the bank as we all paraded around in matching…
Violet_Baudelaire takes us into Friday with this stellar COTD about the scary creeps of Towson University's White…
In Gloucestershire, England, Jade Packer recently gave birth to a baby boy who weighs 15lb 7oz. It was a vaginal…
Guys, I'm gonna let you in on a little something: Being proposed to is literally (LITERALLY) the most important day…
Anna Chlumsky, the little whipper snapper who stole Macaulay Culkin's miniature heart in My Girl, is now pregnant…
Speaking at a press conference for a fundraising event for Chime for Change, a charity that seeks to improve the…
First: '"Hopped-Up", because Easter, bunnies, etc. — yeah? I know it's a bit of a stretch, but fuck it; let's all…
A sickly sea lion pup waddled into a lounge chair at a five-star hotel in San Diego, because the best of us know…
Sylvia Plath, the brilliant, tragic literary giant you were Most Likely to Be Obsessed With in high school, isn't…
MizHandmaiden explains why it's so hard to be a man in America:
I met my first Cabbage Patch Kid at show-and-tell in Kindergarten. Julie Jones brought in the cherubic April Lynn…

Get with it, puppy! You'll never be a dog at this rate. Or, you'll be a lousy one; falling down right after you…
Last Friday, Sony Pictures Co-Chairman Amy Pascal was honored at the LA Gay & Lesbian Center gala. In her speech,…
Third Rate Sad Wang Rush Limbaugh took it to the next bullshit level when he spoke some truly insane nonsense about…
Those poor dudes of 1971. Imagine them rushing home from work to eagerly unwrap the live woman who's trapped in the…

What you have right here, is two people with jobs. They are both doing what they're supposed to do, and they do it…

Jenna Von Oy represents as the original fast-talking dynamo, Six LeMeure*, in the world of Blossom meets Girls.…

As if we needed yet another reason to want life to be more like The Golden Girls.
Today was tough — there was a lot of COTD material out there — but you've all spoken and settled upon this…
Here's a delightful 1970s news story on Bloomies being the hottest pick-up spot in town. At all hours you could…