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Kelly Stout
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Kelly Stout is Jezebel's features editor.

They’re extremely nice, if overpriced. I recommend if you (like me) really enjoy sleeping and want to make your next indulgence a sleep-centric one. Read more

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Pie-pie, you’re so right to point this out. Reny’s is the greatest. You can by peanuts, or American flags, or long underwear, or jelly beans. Reny’s is the greatest place I’ve ever been? Read more

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I had terrible stomach cramps after this day. I still think it was a success! Read more

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Yeah, Ashley’s right. I’d seen the iconography everywhere. PS. Thanks for reading both of my blogs today! Read more

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Katie is right, even though he pooped his pants-ish. Read more

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Hi Mark. I have a friend who doesn’t think he “has to do his taxes” if he only has one employer. What do I tell my friend? Read more

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Old Mom Working For New Show should have been the headline for this, but I’ll let it slide Read more

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Hello and welcome to Team Beer. We’re thrilled to have you. Read more

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Its main flaw, in my view, is that not enough people are on it, and the ones who are should get more money. Read more

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This [clap] is [clap] not [clap] the [clap] Olympics! Read more

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Trump is enjoying describing death and dismemberment too much tonight. Read more

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Apropos of nothing, Jane Mayer’s “The Dark Side” is $12.909 on Kindle. Read more

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Apropos of nothing, Jane Mayer’s “The Dark Side” is only 12.99 on Kindle. Read more

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What percentage of Trump’s teeth do we think are fake? Read more

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Who clapped for the fact that we are not yet living in a world without nuclear weapons? I want names. Read more

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The best thing about the United States is chain migration. Read more

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Joanna, true, it is LITERALLY dehumanizing. Read more

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“Catch and release” is a horrific and dehumanizing phrase that should be considered a slur. Read more

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FYI I think we’re gonna have to withdraw the rule about Paul Ryan and the dirnking and the smbugness... Read more

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