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Is that seriously what $25k in the 1980s looked like? The walnut people should have gone to the Busy Bee flea market in flushing. $2k - tops! Read more

That was also the year, Lucci hosted SNL. Here’s the soapy queen in a Phil Hartman sketch. Read more

That ad sums up the 1980’s nicely: Faux glitz, big hair, maximum shoulder pads, and lots of jewelry. Read more

Oh, La Lucci. I never thought I’d live in a world without All My Children. And now that David Canary’s gone, it will truly never happen again. Read more

Soap operas were the shit in the 80s. One of the first things my mom did when we got a VCR was tape her shows so she could watch them after work. I remember in junior high, part of growing up and transitioning from little girl to woman was picking your favorite soap (Days of our Lives). Read more

Robins are still a Christmas thing in the UK. All I did in primary school in December when I was a kid was make robin-based items. Read more

AHHHHH WHERE ARE THEIR FACES? Kill them. Kill them with poison or fire. Save yourself, window lady!

Are we sure that’s not a sloth? Maybe it’s half sloth and half dog. A slog.

Nothing says Christmas like a dead bird.

So those are two male robins, right? They both have the red breast. Female robins are all brown so looks like Mama Robin there is in drag. Congrats to the C19 for being so progressive!
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my name is fidelity and i just threw up in your shoe lol

I’d much rather get one of these than a picture of my stupid cousin’s family. I don’t want to see your stupid family Travis. Read more

Everything about this is horrifying to me.

Ian McShane?

The Romans were big on jock support.

Ah, yes, the motto of ancient Rome: “Mi Vida Loca”.

So the ancient Romans also had stretch cotton briefs? Good to know!

OMG THIS TaTTOO THO

Tangentially related appointment viewing, a classic.

Real Roman Matrons wear their hair like this