Kelly Faircloth's saved articles

Today my VP pulled me into his office and asked me to describe an incident that had happened "without a bunch of emotion" as if my uterus would not allow me to be anything but a hysterical, crying mess. Read more

I'd lay even money that if men had to be publicly kissed by John "The Amazing Weeping Tangerine" Bohner they'd rethink what they had to do to succeed. Read more

my feelings on this are the obvious ones, so let's move on to the second most important thing about this video: what kind of super soaker is that, is it street legal, and where do i get one? Read more

I HAVE GIFS.

Ah, an excuse to post my favorite royal baby moment.

This kid has double eyebrows?

Not as cute as Prince George.

so you can breastfeed at Sistine Chapel, encouraged by the friggin Pope himself, but not at Victoria's Secret store. Read more

allattateli sounds like a fancy espresso beverage. Read more

Nudity?! In my Sistine Chapel!?!??!

This is all I saw.

I'm with you, Kelly. It fits her like a fucking dream and also makes it look like she was down to just grab Grandma's damask tablecloth, tie it on and shout, "LET'S DO THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS" Read more

But of course.

I want to bring caftans back so bad. Read more

This fucking face omg.

She looks more like Gillian Anderson than ever. They should play siblings. Preferably evil sexy ones. Read more

This movie is absolutely fantastic. Do yourself a favour and stay away from reviews before watching - there are a number of plot twists that reviewers just can't seem to avoid ruining! Read more

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I actually watched this online a couple months ago. It was a lot darker and weirder than I expected for some reason. But Julianne Moore is always amazing. Read more