kellyfaircloth
Kelly Faircloth
kellyfaircloth
Senior Editor at Jezebel, specializing in books, royals, romance novels, houses, history, and the stories we tell about domesticity and femininity. Resident Windsor expert.

Have you ever gotten in a fight with a stalk of corn? Don't underestimate them. Read more

I think that's why the sheriff's department is telling people about it! This is very much in the news you can use tradition of local news. Read more

Oh that pic is definitely me IRL in a number of situations. However, I am not a world leader. Read more

Do you have some specific complaints with what's been written here, or is this just vague bitching about someone other than a devout Catholic covering the Church? Read more

You've got to remember that "the Vatican" isn't some borg marching in lockstep anymore than the dudes in "the Pentagon" agree 100% on everything. The pope is the ringleader, but he's not Kim Jong Il or Stalin. The pope is infallible specifically when he issues a bull or some other ruling on theology, and generally Read more

Shout out to my great-grandmother, who had the charm of a fucking snapping turtle Read more

It doesn't go into the regular blood supply — it helps treating people suffering from Ebola. Read more

Dude, chill, they made a very gentle, funny song in the style of "Royals" that is a joke about Lorde age truthers, not Lorde's face. It is like the least mean South Park has ever been about anybody. The joke is that Randy Marsh is a rando. Read more