Kelly Faircloth's discussions

DOWN WITH POLYESTER Read more

I used to shop a lot more on Asos, but their stuff is almost never cotton. And they're too wacky for when you need, you know, a basic dress to wear to someone's wedding. Read more

1) they fell off while I was wearing the skirt without my noticing, so they're gone which means I have to replace all the bright blue buttons if I want it to match and 2) stuff shouldn't break on the first outing. Read more

Rule of thumb: When I append five question marks to something, I'm being tongue-in-cheek. Read more

Kinda disappointed that Prince Charles hasn't made like Prince Edward and created his own fast-and-loose Marlborough set while waiting around for the throne. Though I guess he's busy with all that climate change folderol. Read more

I like to imagine that she and Prince Harry will spend the rest of the summer binge-watching together. (Philip doesn't seem the type for long, complicated dramas.) Read more

Lies, it's french fries. Read more

The ad says fashions go up to a 56-inch bust, though, which is substantially bigger than the ladies pictured. People are, on average, bigger than they were in 1922, but I'm still skeptical those ladies would've been particularly stout. Read more

Those are some damned slenderizing lines! Read more

Thanks! (Having been raised among Baptists all this "structure" throws me for a loop.) Read more

Yes, though she was never a lap cat. Her preferred spot was the dining room chairs. And she never quite stopped condescending to us? But she was a great, great cat. Read more

I think maybe you should set aside your personal issues with religion to be happy for people who have campaigned for this for years, and who feel they've finally gotten their community to recognize and accept them for who they are. Read more

Actually I'm curious — what's the breakdown between PCUSA and other, more conservative PC denominations? The majority is still PCUSA, right? Read more

Interesting. So if the amendment doesn't pass, can ministers still perform the marriages? Read more

Aren't there some birds going unwatched somewhere? Chillax, bud. Read more

Look, my heart belongs to cats, but I'm a reporter and it's my duty to report on the ~big trends~ Read more

Trespassers will be eaten on sight, sorry, no exceptions Read more

Would try. Read more

Um, my cat lives in my house? Read more

A cup of coffee costs, like, $3, tops. This isn't really a rich people phenomenon — it's popular among young people in Japan and young people everywhere else who spend a lot of time on the Internet. Read more