kellyfaircloth
Kelly Faircloth
kellyfaircloth
Senior Editor at Jezebel, specializing in books, royals, romance novels, houses, history, and the stories we tell about domesticity and femininity. Resident Windsor expert.

Ultimately he's like, "duh they're something like rhinos," which is the most sad-trombone conclusion you could reach about unicorns. Read more

I just want to say I really admire your commitment to this glorious GIF. Read more

Bite your tongue, Bubble Tape remains the ultimate symbol of cool. Read more

Uh, is it weird to be into secretaries of the navy in the early-to-mid 1800s? Because I once dragged my sister to the National Maritime Museum on a trip to London. Read more

It's really worth clicking for the final segment, where she's in a different outfit and they've dressed up the warehouse in club lighting. The whole thing is very ?????? Read more

I think they probably tried several times until they got the right shot, but I've got friends with a kid who does almost the exact same thing when they play "Forget You" be Cee Lo. He grabs the iPhone and flails around to the beat for several minutes. Read more

I believe it's at the discretion of the local gym (which are franchises, so the national org doesn't have quite the same amount of control), which is pretty much asking for individual drunk-with-power managers to rule against their personal pet peeves. Read more

Ditto. If I can't wear a tank top, at least give me a basket full of terrycloth towels. Read more

Yeah, I think there's a whole lot of BUT BUT BUTs in their conclusions, here. Deviate—but deviate this way! Do this, but only a little bit! Read more

Yes, I am from Georgia, actually, and the reason I referenced Ole Miss is that there have been a spate of recent incidents there: http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/21/us/…. And I don't think it's entirely unreasonable to say that, were you to take a guess at the bunch of folks most likely to hold a GWTW-themed party, a bunch Read more

I'd say the bias lies in the way doctors/the general public are educated. I think there's bias at work, it's just not necessarily doctors being like UGH ANOTHER BROAD. Read more