kellyfaircloth
Kelly Faircloth
kellyfaircloth
Senior Editor at Jezebel, specializing in books, royals, romance novels, houses, history, and the stories we tell about domesticity and femininity. Resident Windsor expert.

after 10 minutes of furious back and forth with myself it turns out it is NOT buried in the fridge after all and so this info reached me too late after all (but it’s helpful for in the future) (normally I wouldn’t throw food out but it’s for my kid’s lunches and so I’m paranoid) 

I preemptively flinched when he said “make America,” a reaction that is going to stick with me for a while, I bet. 

Okay they said to stand for the oath of office and it finally, finally hit me -- like the bottom dropped out of my stomach like I hit the top of the roller coaster, but in a nice way. 

I think the stress from this election has fucked up my back 

I can exclusively report that in the election in my kid’s preschool class, the winner was... pizza. (The loser was turkey, in the race for “Thanksgiving food.”) 

Man, the gall of Trump to be like, well, the kids are VERY well taken care of. Jesus Christ, dude! 

You know what would make it a lot easier to start a small business? Knowing that you had a robust public option......... or even better..... just single payer..... 

Enjoyed Biden just now staring up into the ceiling like “please, God...”

Listen it doesn’t matter if they shut things down or not, I won’t be sitting my ass inside a restaurant for.... a while. 

Moderator should have brought a spray bottle and PSHT PSHT’d him like a cat on the countertop 

A chill ran down my spine at “I’m speaking” like I was about to get my ass kicked and I’m just WATCHING her. 

Could the moderator please collect Mike Pence 

Pence saying that Donald Trump has always put the health of Americans first is making my blood pressure SPIKE. 

See this is the rinse I was talking about for the last debate, this is what Biden needs!