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Kara Brown
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Senior Writer, Jezebel

So we're not discussing Christopher Meloni's shirt? OK. Read more

I'm so very sorry about all of this. On behalf of white people everywhere, can I offer up some of our dances to appropriate, do badly, and take credit for? I think we have... the waltz? The polka? River dancing? TAKE THEM THEY'RE YOURS! Read more

A fashion shoot on a plantation is the same thing as doing a fashion shoot at a concentration camp.

My kids are 3/4 white and they finally asked me why I always give a head nod to other black people on the street even if I don't know them. It will take them years to really understand why. Read more

I mean, Mindy Kaling doesn't have to do a god damn thing she doesn't want to. If she doesn't want to engage with critics of her show on social issues, fine. And she does an overwhelming amount of work on her show. No question about that. Read more

I, too, am an old, and this cohort kills me with the "I just don't see color." Do they just go blind, all Ray Charles, just as a person of color walks into a room? And sight is miraculously restored with the entrance of someone white? Are white people their lasers? Read more

How calculated, but he's still spewing his new black shit here. Build a school WHERE? Teach a child WHAT? These answers are extremely vague. I think once he became conscious of the fact that he has more white fans then he's ever had ever since he came out with Happy, he's made the decision to spew the colorblind Read more

No one does. That's why we have "suspension from school" versus "expulsion". Suspension is for when you done f-d up, but they're still sorting out the details. Like a criminal trial! Read more

She said "no," and he admitted she said "no," but...he decided it was reasonable to interpret a direct, unequivocal "no" as pleasure? How is that not a straight-up confession? Let's guess how the rape apologists will do those mental acrobatics: "I mean, she didn't say 'Stop putting your penis inside me right now, Read more

Unfortunately, this is a bit of the problem with the appropriation of S&M by the mainstream - a lot of kids get messages that "no" means "go harder" or "do it anyway", which is all a big no-no in S&M. Read more

I have one male coworker who's big into the Botox. I always try to sneak up on him and scare him on the days he has it done just to see if his face'll move. Read more

Of course not, and it would be presumptuous of me to even try given that I'm neither black nor American. Read more

So, if you saw a vintage nazi flag displayed in someone's home, would you think that the owner is an history buff (who happens to like war memorabilia) or some kind of nazi apologist? Read more

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds actually did get married on a plantation—Boone Hall in Charleston. The write-up on E! featured pictures of the venue, including, I kid you not, blue-checkered tables set up along "Slave Street" (i.e., in front of the "original slave cabins" that housed some of the 300 slaves that lived Read more

Alright, this is a bit of a reach. I associated "Antebellum" with a "Southern Gal" sort of gender stereotype (in a more gritty sort of way?). Read more

"The models are dressed just like high society women of the pre-Civil War South — if you replaced every one of their items of clothing with a different item of clothing." Read more

In Hawaii, and amongst my Native and American Indian friends, we don't call it "Columbus Day," we call it Invasion Day. Read more