Not sure that anyone who willingly bedazzles their boobs deserves to be liked. Read more
Whoa. WHOA. Read more
WAIT WAIT. What is that thing on the side for? Read more
Kelly notably admitted my useless contribution that I cannot live without my toaster. Read more
YOU ARE RIGHT. Read more
BROWN SUGAR IS AMAZING. Read more
Truth Read more
WORST NEWS OF THE CENTURY SECOND ONLY TO THE INITIAL DELETION OF HER INSTAGRAM. Read more
It is a shame you exist. Read more
I'm so lucky to have a pixelated blue box to tell me what I want to do with uterus. Read more
BUT THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT THO. Read more
Dear lord not at all. You are the one, pixelated blue box, who seems to be confused. Good luck to you! Read more
I do that for myself all the time so we can go ahead and switch that date to 1988. Read more
Cool? That's not what I meant anyway. Read more
I approached this assuming they would think their "manhood" had somehow taken a hit, but I see what you're saying. Read more
DODAI DODAI DODAI Read more
Exactly! She's impressive with or without "Harvard Business School." Read more
OH GOD. I must have read it that way to preserve my sanity. Read more
KATE! It all makes sense and you have a much better attention to detail than I. Read more
I can definitely tell that you're not doing it just to be an asshole. The Troll is not within you. :) Hell, I may be wrong but just wanted to express another perspective. Read more