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Yes, I realize it’s probably a work but Mahone threw Camila Cabello of Fifth Harmony under the proverbial relationship bus (Broke up with Camila, got together with Becky, then said in an interview that Becky was his first “real relationship”) - so #TeamCamila and #TeamBeckyG but Mahone can go screw. Read more

On Instagram once I saw someone comment on a picture of her and her son “Should’ve named him Past.” The shade of it all. Read more

It’s part of the joke. There should be no accent, of course, on the English word “Mexican.” But making American things more Mexican is part of the joke in the article. Though I guess I just ruined the joke...
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That first tweet tho.

Also, Jeb

The TL;DR of this video:

Up the ante for #cincodemayo with this authentic tostada recipe!

They already colonized Texas and now they’re comin’ for you, Mexico! Read more

Those “dessert enchiladas” by Chase look an awful lot like blueberry blintzes.
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“Those hispanic voters sure love a dude who can speak bad spanish!” - a real thing political pundits think Read more

Yeb. It’s Yeb Bush. Read more

What is the point of going to the Met Ball or any of its after parties when you know Rihanna is just going to slay your basic ass with a flick of her wrist and five thousand yards of neon yellow fur and black chiffon. Read more

The usual translation for that piece’s name is “Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.” Read more

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID BONER. Read more

Thanks for the boner update! Read more

I’m a straight male, and I’m pretty sure that this moment is the most physically attracted i’ve ever been to a woman. Read more

I loved Roger originally thinking that Shirley was leaving because “we all hate Carol”. Read more

“This thing is aces!” - Former Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock