Julianne Escobedo Shepherd's saved articles

It kept guessing older than I actually am when irl people constantly think I’m a good five years younger because I have a fat baby face and acne, so CLEARLY THIS THING IS USELESS. And now I’m using pictures of my cats to try to trick it. I’ll get you how-old.net, I’ll get you...

I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically. Read more

You missed the part about how Dick Cheney used Miller’s article to say, “it isn’t just us that think there are WMDs, even the liberal New York Times thinks so.” Of course he left out that he and his minions essentially wrote Miller’s piece for her. We only found that out years later. Read more

I got married in Vegas in a dress off the clearance rack from Torrid. Read more

Those two boring dudes who were just politely nodding ... I was thinking “STAND THE FUCK UP DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?” Read more

This must be accurate, because as an accountant, if I had been able to have my dream wedding, I would have rocked that fucking pantsuit at City Hall.

I still don’t wear my wedding ring either. It never seems to fit, as my sausage fingers swell and unswell all the time. Read more

I read “Amber Riley” as “Amber Rose” and now all I can think of is Amber Rose twerking to Patti Labelle singing Lady Maramalade. Read more

It sounds like a generic pop song. I wish she worked with Uncle Luke instead of Dr. Luke. Read more

Sometimes job creators have to liberate captive fossil fuels that are imprisoned within the earth in order to spark trickle down economics. It's all about Freeeeeeeedom!
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Those costumes are too awesome— reminds me of a cross between the rabble in Fields of the Nephilim’s “Preacher Man” video & that crazy hobbling-on-four-blade-crutches act that Ogre did on last year’s Skinny Puppy tour. Read more

Heh. They’ve had 4 Bobbies but honestly they could have a different Gene in every episode and no one would notice. I laughed the last time we got to see him because I realized what a total after thought he is to everyone.
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Don was basically disowned by Sally, the only one of his children with a discernible personality (sorry Bobby, but) Read more

Was vacillating between screaming “JUST FUCK STAN, PEGGY” and “OH JUST RUN AWAY WITH PETE, PEGGY” last night Read more

I think my sympathy for Kartheiser’s shaven hairline has somehow been transformed into sympathy for Pete Campbell the character. But nothing can diminish the joy of watching Pete suffer.

Harbinger of death. Di. Read more

I was creeped out by the guy Peggy was having her career discussion with at her home, and I could not figure out why at first . Then I remembered, he played the guy in the cowboy costume who tried to sexually assault Kelly on the original 90210. I watch too much TV. Read more

Last night’s scene with Peggy had me literally standing up on my bed yelling “YES!” because fucking YES! Because in 2015 women STILL are not given the space and freedom to move on and live the rest of their lives in the way men do and it doesn’t even fucking matter what choice she makes: abortion, adoption or single… Read more