juliannevevo
Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
juliannevevo
Jezebel Editor in Chief, 2018-2021; Deputy Editor, 2017-2018; Culture Editor 2014-2017.

These Two Thousand and Late bitches are saying that because Riff Raff has a bunch (which Ninja from Die Antwoord pioneered) and he's one of the go-to guys for clueless fashion people to pick up on ironic "street" trends, because he reps brands like Nasir Mazhar, the current king of hip fashion among the cognoscenti. Read more

I can just see the Fox News piece now: "Liberals Wage War on Ugly Christmas Sweaters." Read more

Timbaland actually was an "understudy" (can't think of a better word) of Devante of Jodeci. Him, Missy Elliot, Ginuwine, and the lesser known group member Playa all honed their craft from Devante. So I'm kind of excited to see how Timbaland, being the good producer he is in his own right, will work with his former Read more

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That African American studies thing reminds me of Bamboozled, tbh.

Don't think I didn't see you edit and re-edit this post to deal with your hilarious typos, good buddy! Read more

That is like a bad outfit someone* wore in 1990 after watching the "Vogue" video. Read more

blue suit lady was REALLY ALMOST THERE. i think you're right, tho, the pants hem/fall needed to be PRISTINE to work with the mens/larger blazer. and the waist could have been nipped at the waist a HAIR more, or else you need to go fully loose, open, with a less-wide-leg deal. i like what she was going for, a lot, and Read more

I don't care for the dress but Elizabeth Moss is nailing the hair color, make up, shoes and purse departments. And after seeing Mindy Kaling dressed in a weird yellow and blue Catholic school-looking uniform in Mindy Project previews on TV, it's nice to see her in a color that looks that fantastic. Read more

Nah, that lowrise is not NEARLY Dirty levels. The low rise of the early aughts was like NSFW. What the heck were we thinking. Read more

Elisabeth Moss for the love of all that is good and holy could you please stand up straight in that photo? You look fab! Stop slouching! (I'm channeling a former dance teacher in here somewhere.) Read more

Damn, girl. Wear this color FOREVER.

Kate Upton's leather-pon-leather-pon leather is meant for maximum edge but gives her the illusion of a wrestling champ Read more