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Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
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Jezebel Editor in Chief, 2018-2021; Deputy Editor, 2017-2018; Culture Editor 2014-2017.

Update: President and First Lady Biden are doing the traditional walk into the White House and some guys are blowing real weird looking trumpets. to commemorate it. Hope they got it fumigated! 

We’ll be back around 3 p.m., when Parade Across America starts and the NEW RADICALS perform. 

I will love Garth Brooks until my dying day. One of the greatest concerts I have ever seen in my LIFE.

I feel so confused by the feeling of relief? How many hours are you all going to sleep this weekend? I’m thinking 48.

After some technical difficulties, I can exclusively report that I am crying. FIRST BLACK, SOUTH ASIAN, WOMAN VP! SWORN IN BY FIRST LATINA ON SCOTUS! A BITCH IS CRYING!

I fully believe that the green corkscrew (which we call “the green spring” in my apartment) is the greatest cat toy of all time (besidess the empty toilet roll).

Harron... where are you getting Hot Pockets in New York? They’ve been impossible to find. Stockx.com?

brandy will have to pry herself from my cold dead hands to stop writing here!!! YES, BRANDY FOREVER

Ahh I knew this! Thanks for reminding me, that’s what I get for blogging on like... 0 hours sleep. I’m fixing now!

Publix has so much good shit. There are no Publix stores in NY but every time I’ve been to Florida.... Publix sandwiches [sob]