juliannevevo
Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
juliannevevo
Jezebel Editor in Chief, 2018-2021; Deputy Editor, 2017-2018; Culture Editor 2014-2017.

I hate it bb! Thank you to everyone who joined us this evening and tentative congratulations to the U.S. for not having to deal with this terrible man in another debate! Good night.

“if you’re a believer in carbon emission [...] to really run our big beautiful factories with the world” -hellish trump

Trump loves selling cars!!!! About his horrific and racist climate change comment (“look at China! Look at Russia! Look at India!” but in the most 1930s racist white man accent you can conjure)

LOL Kelly same... I absolutely will not go inside a restaurant until a competent government figures it out, KNOCK ON WOOD

Imagine having to explain “context” to someone as stupid as Trump

Yes Alexis—he’s calmer but delivering his lies and racism in a way that is “acceptable” to the “suburban (white) women” he feels like he cannot alienate further

Biden actually gives a fuck about Americans, which is a low bar but one I am clinging to!

Obviously Trump was prepped to chill but not to stop lying about a pandemic that is ACTUALLY spiking across the country