1. They do this the same time every single year 2. They did not reach out to Jezebel at all, as a matter of fact, we reached out to them, because we cared about the story and the sad perfect metaphor it embodied. 3. Get tf out of here with your “it’s the fault of the Minnesota Coalition for Battered Women” bullshit!!! Read more
Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
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Jezebel Editor in Chief, 2018-2021; Deputy Editor, 2017-2018; Culture Editor 2014-2017.
A racist hellhole from literally the most dumbest fuck that could ever live. I feel a way... which is... I am gonna drink more wine in lieu of typing it. HMU if you wanna talk on the landline on the dark web.
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Yo... I don’t wanna like, Twitter pundit this shit... but this is the most obviously Hitler-esque thing I have ever seen in a speech from a sitting president, including the prior speeches from this dumb fuck. Read more
What the fuck Read more
As an aside, Trump seems more robust and enduring than usual. You think he went to the Goop conference? Does he have a yoni egg in his vagine? Read more
Rex Tillerson and his hair plugs finna seppuku Read more
Friends of America!! LIKE PUTIN (BUT NOT NECESSARILY THE PPL OF RUSSIA MY MANG) Read more
Everyone, I’m kind of drunk, and I still can’t believe that we have this fucking extremely puny peon as a national leader Read more
EVEN THE MILITARY GENERALS ARE SHOOK Read more
Wow Ryan and Rebecca are set up to be the revered pristine white xtian couple we all have needed in the absence of it since 1921 Read more
Wow... he would like to get “tougher on drug dealers and pushers” re: the opioid crisis... yet another dogwhistle considering the freedom with which the pharmaceutical companies run free!!! Read more
I Am Blogging Right Now Because of “Chain Migration” Read more
“CHAIN MIGRATION” Read more
AGAIN: FUCK U CHUCK SCHUMER Read more