I predicted that Adele, upon finalizing her divorce, would move to Los Angeles and make art about disaffected…
Joan Summers
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Gossip Reporter. Creator and host of Eating For Free, the podcast at the end of the internet.
As the impending apocalypse casts a long shadow over the popular imagination, and our election stumbles closer to…
When describing something you truly like, there is a pantheon of words you could employ: terrific, wonderful,…
I’ve never met her before, but I can guarantee that Sarah Jessica Parker loves a gala. Nothing excites her like…
Most people are not extravagantly wealthy celebrities with hordes of Instagram influencer friends who can splurge on…
After an eternity spent wandering in despair, with no hope or sign of salvation—The Real Housewives of Atlanta is…
From what I recall of my 11th grade English class, Lady Macbeth was so racked by guilt after convincing her husband…
Rich people temporarily rebuking their SoulCycle memberships because of a trending Twitter hashtag aggregated by E!…
Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where three babies in a trench coat, who call themselves Joan Summers, are…
If you ever find yourself accused of profiting off an injury your mother faked so she could kickstart your…
Some advice: If you are in a relationship where you feel you must change yourself to “be” the kind of person your…
On a runway in Milan, Gucci designer Alessandro Michele sent models in crisp, white straightjacket-esque shirts and…
A proposition: Celebrities should have their phones taken away, permanently. Social media will calm down (slightly).…
At exactly 4:33 PM Pacific Standard Time on September 19, 2019, a piercing shriek held the world held hostage as it…
At the end of his trial, which has taken place over the last three days, alleged sexual predator and former 9 Trey…
If you’ve seen Hustlers, or existed on the internet for more than one hour, you’ve been witness to Cardi B’s natural…
Someday, the oceans will turn to dust and every trace of greenery and foliage will be a distant myth. Nobody will…
Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where intrepid reporter and local menace Joan Summers is trawling the streets…
And now, a story: After a particularly amicable divorce, your sister hits you up one night and asks that you go to a…
Earlier this year, Jezebel writer Anna Merlan published a lengthy investigation into Lauren Duca, a minor media…