joansummers
Joan Summers
joansummers
Gossip Reporter. Creator and host of Eating For Free, the podcast at the end of the internet.

Andrew Yang comes out as anti-blog, claims Americans “get their news from a lot of places.” Read more

Does Tom Steyer even have a grassroots following? Read more

Pete Buttigieg.....oddly punctuates....strange...places....in his sentences.....he is....a person.....who likes....to speak.....in ellipses...... Read more

How many times will Klobuchar say “As [x] once said” tonight? Read more

Marianne Williamson is somewhere ringing a gong. Read more

Hello, I am here. I previously cancelled White Claw but guess what? Here I am, live-blogging with a pack of White Claw. Read more

It definitely does not—the comment was obviously made in jest, but its good to know I didn’t pull it off!!! I had a biology teacher who spent the majority of our lesson on the Paleolithic era discussing this (wasn’t really that great of a teacher lol) and it always stuck with me in adulthood as an extremely funny Read more

I never want to think about the democratic debates...ever again...until we do this the next time!

Do you think any of the candidates are playing Death Stranding? Someone should ask them about bridges, and bridging divides, and connecting people. Read more

Fs in the chat for fucking Julian Castro, dude 😞 Read more

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Me, to Tom Steyer:

Tom Steyer’s bronzer makes it look like his skull is trying to jump out of his face. Read more

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I do wish we interrogated Democratic candidates more when they push the (often) Republican talking point on “less government,” when in reference to abortion access. Ideally, we would have MORE government protections around abortion access, more government backed healthcare systems that open up abortion access to poor Read more

I really appreciated Bernie and Warren’s responses to the abortion question.  Read more

Still trying to parse Buttigieg’s absolutely wild response to Harris...