The next ads should just juxtapose all the time he claimed, “I never said that.” with all the footage of him saying that.
I’m a good person with a lovely family, Ashley. So . . . maybe once. yolo.
A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”
Wait, once every three months? Nope.
Marchman and the deadspin staff workshopped the names, and then I did my thing on the logos.
Yeah, that’s actually me. But yes, Sam sits next to Tara on the other side.
It was me this time.
Not an accident, but I once showed up at a local burger place with some friends only to find out that they had just closed the kitchen because they were holding a hot dog eating contest that was about to begin. The hot dogs were 3 feet long, and served in long stiff bread kind of like baguettes. I was hungry. The… Read more
Yup. My fault.
Carnival of Souls. So creepy, eerie, and beautiful.
Yeah, but what color is THE ICE?
I Want My Hat Back is so great. One of the only children's books I can think of with an actual murder in it.
I like you. You get it. I really don't want to have to make this plaque.
One of the greatest parts of my job are the days when Tommy Craggs, in a flurry of excitement, runs over to me and says something like, "Hey Cooke, can you draw Derek Jeter getting his ass eaten out?" or, "Hey Cooke, can you draw a quick dong on the new Cubs mascot?" Read more
Mark, you forgot this one of Robert DeNiro and Gerard Depardieu getting a handjob together.