barack kissing babies at kerbey lane at 3:30 am
i want to make that much money per year for cuddling with baby jias
yeeeeeeeiiikes
i will add that if this were a JOJO song, i would love it, but meghan trainor is the DEFINITION of the sonic uncanny valley and this song is not fun but instead DEEPLY FREAKY as a result imo
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you really don’t get it do you
the book is honestly so, so good
me sitting on the ground by the bathroom line in the VIP of every music festival i’ve ever been to
the quiznos cup
but then i would have to engage my abdominal muscles instead of sitting like a gnome
UGH IT’S SO BAD I WANNA DIE
my posture is fucking disgusting
i love that album so much — have you seen them live? they are so cute and joyful
years and years FUCKING KILLING IT
this is a more difficult basic thought experiment than the classic train guy
lmao
“we all have to fuck the goat” is my new patriarchy metaphor i think
