Ta-da! Yep, we've had a little work done — went after our angry elevens with some Botox, fried our cellulite with…
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Your feet stink, you say? Here's what to do about it, you filthy animal. Read more
Today in Japanese gadgetry for the lonely: Behold the girlfriend coat, which gives the sensation of being hugged. Read more
The NYT's sexist obit of rocket scientist Yvonne Brill has since had a bunch of unnoted edits, making it less awful. Read more
Today in Tumblr: Actresses Without Teeth. Brought to you by the American Dental Association, probably. Read more
Confessed shopaholic Buzz Bissinger is in rehab, where he probably won't be allowed to wear his $13,900 Gucci jacket. Read more
Noted awful place The Internet sets its accusational sights on a nine-year-old girl, her mom, and their Kickstarter. Read more
Yay: Claire McCaskill (D-MO) is the second sitting U.S. Senator to publicly back gay marriage in less than two weeks. Read more
This interactive map shows life expectancy for all U.S. counties, broken down by gender. Great educational time-waster. Read more
And so it begins! It's day one of our fourth annual March Madness tournament, and this year is a battle for…
March can be a cruel month, sulking on the precipice of spring but full of winter's leftover discharge, with little…
"Some women are beautiful in old age, but only with the cold beauty of the monument they've become." WTF, John Simon? Read more
Friends don't let friends get robot hysterectomies. Read more
What a difference four years make. In addition to going from "already gorgeous" to "even gorgeouser," the Michelle…