Jessica Coen's saved articles

alternate title: Holes 2 Read more

You can tell this is fiction because no one has ever masturbated thinking about Shia LeBeouf. Read more

Gotta love those human-merchandise analogies. I think this dude in the 19th century wrote something about commodity fetishism and the resulting alienation and dehumanization of the... what to call it, the person. Read more

Wait. Isn't American Apparel's entire schtick that they make their clothes in the USA? I'm really confused by this ad. Read more

As a man, I'd settle for something comfortable. At 6' 2" I can't find a pair of boxer briefs that don't instantly crowd up into every dark corner I have. That thing at the top might actually be more comfortable. Read more

Reason #876 everyone should be a gay man.

Hmmmm.

I feel the need to go with Megan Fox on this one.

For those of you who don't yet speak dick, let me translate:

I want it to say "had a bit of online fun" on my gravestone Read more

oh my god i'm going to use "gender fascism" so much going forward