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Jessica Coen
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The Beast post-Fabio transformation is #1, come on. And #2 is Michelangelo. Raphael? What an emo kid. Read more

I'm sorry, but this list is incorrect. TRENT SHOULD BE #1. End of competition. Read more

So...does Suzanne Collins get a say in how the Hunger Games trilogy gets licensed, like, at all?

I went to Subway and my drink was in one of the Hunger Games cups. I was not an instant winner, but I did manage to kill six kids, so not bad. Read more

Yeah, I would LOVE to go to Hogwarts and Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley. I would love NOT to go to Panem. Capitol makeup makes sense cause... well it's pretty obvious. I like the Hunger Games books, but they're super depressing. It's not a story I want to in any way LIVE OUT. Read more

And we'll almost certainly get this monstrosity before Disney makes a Gibli section in Disneyworld or starts promoting Mononoke as a princess.

If you think this is bad, wait until we start seeing 50 Shades of Grey merch. Read more

Who is the FOOL that shows up to the White House in a hoodie and basketball shorts?

First of all I'd like to thank everyone for reading this piece. I've enjoyed every comment and am currently in the process of collecting all the negative ones so I can include them in my autobiography. I did want to address one question. Did I get paid? Yes I was compensated. There is no way James would let anyone Read more