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Man, pregnancy aside, this reminds me that I should do more interesting things in my day to day life. A montage of my last 9 months would be like, "Watched some Netflix! Went to work! Went to work again! Got drunk! Did some laundry! Watched some more Netflix!" Read more

Awww, they are super-cute! I wish I would have done something like this when I was knocked up. Alas, all I have is one half-assed belly shot and a picture of me in the waiting room at the hospital about 15 minutes before my c-section. Oh well! Read more

They are so INCREDIBLY HAPPY and it makes my heart tingle a little. Read more

Does anyone else think its weird that Jason Biggs doesn't age AT ALL? I was thinking about this during OITNB. Read more

The Baha'i nine-pointed star...nice.

Rainn Wilson desperately wants to be Zach Galifianakis these days. Read more

So wait. This means that when The Hall Boys (tm) finally get around to doing the nasty with their wives, they'll only be able to see them in a sexual way? Like, The Hall Boys (tm) won't ever be able to think of their wives as anything other than a place to insert their dicks? Read more

"If you are friends with a Hall boy on Facebook or Instagram or Twitter, then you are friends with the whole Hall family," Hall continues (and you probably see a fair amount of teen abs!). That means the entire family analyzes your selfies over dessert and wonders "what you were trying to do? Who are you trying to…

This reminded me of a guy I was in class with who once asked me why I cut myself, and when I told him it was to deal with stress, he said he could understand that. When I asked him what he did to deal with stress, he detailed how he'd do fridge drive-bys late at night and then purge it and repeat until his alarm rang… Read more

There are celebrities that irrationally hate; they just leave a bad taste in my mouth. But I also have celebrities that I irrationally love and while I can't say that I love Rachel Zoe, I wish her the best. I like that she actually loves her husband and I love that her son is adorable. I don't even mind that she… Read more

First, let's hope for a healthy baby and delivery. We can worry about his/her penchant for fashion once he/she enters the world healthy with the ability to exercise free will. Read more