
Water parks should just not admit anyone under 5. You wouldn't take a small child to a roller coaster park because they are too small for most of the rides. So water parks should set a minimum age or height so they can keep diapers and small children who can't control their bodily functions out of the water. Read more
I, for one am outraged that flesh eating bacteria is allowed to go in the pool unclothed and I have to wear a bathing suit. Read more
Forget about swim diapers not having a perfect seal...I spent two years in high school as a water park lifeguard and I cannot tell you how many parents were simply IRATE that I wouldn't let their little Timmy back in the water with his REGULAR diaper hanging down to his knees. *Shudders* Read more

You need to know the awesomeness of Action Park, America's most dangerous water park:
It's hot. It's so very, very hot. It's so hot that you can poach your morning eggs in your armpit. It's so hot that…
I bought two gorgeous, beautiful, technologically advanced bras yesterday for a grand total of $116.83. I love them. I will never ever burn them or treat them badly. Read more
Liking this a lot so far. Read more
Ok, so next time just take the money in your wallet and burn it instead. Probably less toxic fumes Read more
Ohhh the Humanity!!! What did those poor bras ever do to you!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!!!! Read more
LOL'ed at the end. Ha! Good stuff ladies! :) Read more
I dunno about you, but with how damn expensive my bras are I'd feel like I was just burning a couple $50 bills instead of bras. Ouch ouch ouch. It's the price of those suckers that really burns. Read more

Welcome to Girl Dicks, a new Jezebel series in which amateur gumshoes Madeleine Davies and I investigate a variety…
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OK, that was fucking funny. Read more
I worked as a camp counsellor for a few years and it was always a total nightmare when girls would get their period for the first time. I once had a group of like ten 10 to 12 year old girls and FOUR of them got their first period over the course of a ten day camp. My fellow counsellor and I were both like 17 and it… Read more
"This is your life now!" Read more
I love everything about this! The girl who is proud of having her period in the ad and not embarrassed or ashamed of it is reason enough alone to think this is groundbreaking. As a Mirena user who still bleeds (which means I get no DivaCup love), I want to sign up for this service. Read more
Man, I would have loved to see positive stuff like this about periods as a young woman. I was sooooo ashamed/embarrassed about it, this would have been life changing. I love it. Read more