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Wait, so they put these mini-fetuses in children's candy bags? Someone really needs to rethink their PR push, because I doubt their aim was for fair-going children to try to eat the fetuses, thinking they're made out of candy... Read more

I can't imagine this even has the desired effect. It would just make kids feel like the whole thing was a silly joke, like fetuses are something to play catch with. At least that's how I would have responded as a kid. Read more

Fetuses are ugly - how are these supposed to make me feel guilty for aborting one?

"Kids like them, but adults like them too," he said. "They have nothing to do with abortion. You don't have to bring abortion up at all." Read more

I probably would have loved getting one of these things at the fair simply because it seems like it would have a great bounce off walls. Read more

I... don't understand why she is mad... also please stop slapping your stroller. Rude. Read more

That's ok, I'm sure they'll have more children, and there has to be a girl there, right? Read more

Just because somebody was born a boy does not mean they will end up forgoing gowns, tiaras, and awesome jewelry. Read more

I know :( The reaction from my mother and aunt was: "IT'S A BOY. IT'S ALWAYS A GODDAMN BOY. I WANTED A GIRL." Read more

I have no shame in admitting that the future heir to the throne being a boy has me totally over the Windsors. I'm all about the super adorable Princess Estelle, future Queen of Sweden now.

Girl Please. This baby could very well be a Queen.

Dodai, you left the fact that we could have named her "Pigwidgeon" off the list. Read more

I don't care, I love Bill Clinton so much, to this very day. SO MUCH. One of the best surprises my dude ever showed up with was a framed copy of this:

That was one of my first responses to the picture. It's so different from the usual Spanxed to high heaven, "how I lost the baby weight!" post-pregnancy pictures of famous people - it's actually kind of lovely to see. Read more

I thought the same thing. Followed immediately by, how do I get her hair? Then back to admiring the fresh new mom look. Can you imagine walking out into that? Especially as a first time parent, yikes! Read more