Jessica Coen's saved articles

Mermaid hair is dope.

Those palace-approved wrap dresses must be made of some kind of miracle fabric. Read more

Kate, you have GOT to share your whitening toothpaste with your husband.

Royal baby born as Dennis Farina passes... COINCIDENCE?!? Read more

LDRs were able to easily keep each other on a pedestal because there was no everyday stuff to taint up that golden image of perfection. Read more

So, basically, extend the infatuation period and avoid getting into the more settled, permanent stage of love? That's what those suggestions sound like to me, and it kind of matches up with my impression of a lot of long-distance relationships as well. Read more

Does that make Pippa Middleton's ass Voldemort?

There is a 100% chance I will use the birth of the royal baby as an excuse for champagne tonight. Read more

He's been sitting on that joke for 9 months now. Read more

The only question I have is whether the eagerly anticipated outbreeding will finally produce the Kwisatz Haderach. Read more

My mom gave me a copy of Unhooked when I was in boarding school at 14, probably trying to horrify me out of sexual activity. My friends and I took turns reading it aloud and laughing. Read more

Luckily all of the cronuts they're eating will soon make them all too sluggish and body-conscious for casual sex. Read more

Is this the only woman present?

I think I love that man, even if he is currently in the midst of a nervous breakdown/career suicide. Read more

Wouldn't it be cool if it was secretly twins and one was kept hidden in a dungeon in France only to free himself or herself and seek revenge 18 years from now? Read more