
Habitual orgasm fakers, I'm not going to mince words: you're ruining everything.
I will open this article with my new favorite platitude to bellow at strangers in an attempt to foster a feeling of…
This! Read more
Let's not talk about the '90s, that time when Fen-Phen was on billboards, Snackwells tried to murder all the other cookies in the pantry, and Slim-Fast loomed large in the fridge. Read more
Fun fact: Diet Dr. Pepper will keep its carbonation for days.* Read more

Earlier this year, Choice USA launched a "Bro-Choice" campaign to encourage men to speak out against reproductive…
Oh man, this is so smart. No, really! When my son was born, we decided the only REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS were the following: 1) Don't EVER EVER EVER leave him alone in the bath, 2) put him on his back when he goes to sleep (until he can roll over, then it's up to him), and 3) if you're taking him somewhere in the car,… Read more
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Today, Callie Beusman galloped to the newsstand and picked up the latest issues of U…

Juror B37 — the most outspoken member of the most hated jury in America — is looking to have a normal life. A…
Oh give me a break. Read more
It doesn't seem her "style" to get a neck tattoo, but if she did and she's happy with it, more power to her! Also, there's no red edges to indicate that it's been recently done, so I'm voting for temporary. Read more