jessica
Jessica Coen
jessica

Oh, you asshole. You made me get all teared up. Can't wait to work with you again, and I especially can't wait to watch you completely ignore any "advice" I give you. Read more

Very little makes me cringe, but the P6 item was so incredibly uncalled for—even by their standards. They're so damn defensive and insecure over there. Gee, wonder why? Read more

If your last name were Smurthwaite, wouldn't you be humorless and cranky too? Read more

Er, I wouldn't touch it. That's what I meant. Guess I'm just inarticulate enough to fit in around here. Read more

I'm flattered, really — but if you boys think I wouldn't touch this site with a ten-foot pole covered in cardinal shit. Read more

Dan: Actually, yes — it IS upsetting that I'm from Detroit, which implies that I have "roots" or somesuch nonsense. Read more