The driver looks like Justin Timberlake. And I would never trust JT to drive a boat. You know he'd speed and do fake-outs and shit. Punk. Read more

The driver looks like Justin Timberlake. And I would never trust JT to drive a boat. You know he'd speed and do fake-outs and shit. Punk. Read more
A title that was most awesomely earned. Read more
Love, Love, Love Dooce. And I cannot wait until she writes about her Today Show segment. Read more
@Sukie in the Graveyard: Yes it did sting like a mofo! Jeez! I'm not so bad with shots but goodness that took me by suprised. Read more
Oh. Hmm. Okay. Read more
@DontFearTheReefer: I never really watched Sex and The City so I just assumed he was called Mr. Big because he had a big penis. What's the real reason? Read more
@JessicaLovejoy: I think God put you here to test *my* faith...: Word yo. And the poop yogurt. Read more
@stacyinbean: Mmmhmm. I saw her walking for Adobe Photoshop CS3's spring collection show. Read more
I can haz pikturs? Read more
(Can't see the pictures. And I cleared my cache, cookies and everything!) Read more
I wish I could show you guys pictures from my senior prom. There was an outfit almost identical to this one and no batted an eye. Well the teachers did but this was New York and not Texas. Read more
Handcuffs? Not needed. But the dress ain't no worse than the dancing that would be going on once Flo Rida comes over the speakers. Read more
"SO I SAYS TO MABEL, I SAYS..." Read more
Don't Leave Your Mark. Just Sit Down and Park. Read more