@AthertonMerriweather: @megankills: @shiningstar: @hamburgerhotdog: Lets just call her Kartography or something. Or Go-Kart is you want her to win. Read more

@AthertonMerriweather: @megankills: @shiningstar: @hamburgerhotdog: Lets just call her Kartography or something. Or Go-Kart is you want her to win. Read more
@Sukie in the Graveyard: I love Lauren too! I want her to make to at least the last four. Please, somebody! Help Lauren learn to relax and just walk! Read more
(I am going to start writing my thoughts on this show in my notebook so I remember all the shit I wanna shoot during Traci's recaps.) Read more
The smell of cheese doodles makes me dry heave. Read more
No thank you, Southern California. I have seen your ilk. Let those Spencer-types stay single and never breed. Read more
He laughs after his jokes! Oh grandpa. Come sit down, dinner is ready. Read more
Can I just say I adore the lines around the mouth? The women that I see with laugh lines always seems to have beautiful full smiles and wonderful laughs. Don't take that away. It's one of my favorite things about faces! Read more
Ramona is trying so desperately to be young and liked by Avery's friends it hurts me. Read more
If you have $24,000 to spend just on this trip, you could live the satc "lifestyle" fairly easily if you wanted to, no? Read more
@expatriatedjerseyan: I wish guys would be a bit more overt! I honestly will never be sure if a guy is interested until he comes out and says so. Read more
-Sister, Sister was 90's. Trust. Read more
@stacyinbean: Tell the world of your socalite status, Stace! The power it will bring you! Read more
@TheComeback: Penis is always welcome. Read more
@misssgolightly: I know Stacy McGill. THE Stacy McGill. Read more
Today I learned that some people are not very quick. I STIL LOVE YOU. But damn. Read more
My penthouse is bigger than hers. Read more