I enjoy my lamps ribbed. The sight pleasures me so. Read more

I enjoy my lamps ribbed. The sight pleasures me so. Read more
Full of win. Read more
@stacyinbean: Game, set,match. Read more
The striped scarf is from The Gap. Read more
Its an amazing day when black people can slightly touch white people in a photograph. Not too much. But,you know, just a little. Read more
No more face sitting? Read more
@brookidy von Wafflehousen Loves Steeny: Yes but its not like she'll be on the cover or anything. Thandie will be squashed between a write up on emory boards and a Chanel ad. Read more
@BicSharpie: Blow Him Morning To Night: Pleasure Him AND Exercise Your Mouth and Neck! Read more
I have numerous books, a TV show, AND a movie. Read more
I wonder what the Conde Cafeteria must look like... Read more
Where is Agnes-refuses-to-spell-her-name-correctly? Read more
My Westchester accent is one of fast mumbling and pretension. I'm trying to get a voice coach so I can sounds like A mix of Bethany and Ramona. You know, high class. Read more
I love April Fool's Day. I'm not sure why some people can't laugh right along with the editors. Read more
Where is the line pointing to the shoes telling me both where I can get them and how many paychecks they are? Read more